Untitled Feminist(?) Blog
I was just taking a much needed nap and the only reason I got up was that I really needed to pee. Like really bad and so I got horny. And I felt blogging like you know, could taking the place of fucking. So I saw Young Jean Lee’s recent work, “Untitled Feminist Show” which [...]
OMG / DATE ME / ART SHOW!!!
It’s amazing, I’ve been wanting so bad to be in an art show in NYC and not even a month after starting my blog I was asked to be in one!! I feel so happy and lucky! I’m going to be part of an arts residency hosted by Chashama. Which means I’m going to be [...]
This video was deleted by youtube in just one day!
I know being for or against SOPA is all the rage right now (BTW, I’m def against), but already you’ll find that the websites who people are worried about protecting are censoring plenty themselves. This video was deleted immediately from Youtube. Come on, guys. It’s art!! Why don’t they see that? Why can they label [...]
Day 1 of Live
Such an exciting day!! Thank you all sooooo much for your comments and for signing up for my site. Just cuz it’s the first day my site has been shared, I have to pick my two favorite quotes. So, the first one posted is a shoe-in. Thank you, Billy for being my first: You are [...]
Email me your cock
Want to send me a Fan sign? A salute? I’d love that, but read on. How about you send me a photo of your cock turned on by me. I want your cock to be hard and I’d love for an image of me or my website to be in there as well! Send it [...]
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The door opens into a hotel room called Motor Side on I-22. The phone lines are out so I have no internet to look at myself with So I’m not sure what to do about my crawling motivations to crawl out the door as he walks in to crawl through the mirror and mark my [...]
Vegetarian + Pastrami = ?
The guy I’m seeing went vegetarian. I’m supportive. I made this for him. Do you think he’ll be licking me tonight ? Btw, that’s pastrami slime on my ass. Ewww.
Kunsthalle
I 2 like being used I 2 like it when I sillily say “I don’t know but I know you do” I 2 like to show you my too long hair and boney wrists I 2 like to spin in circles whispering: “Isn’t Berlin to die for! And this Kunsthalle ballroom…” Which sounds like cunthall. [...]
Little Black Dress
I wore this last night. I wanted to get laid, and it worked. It’s the perfect neu little black dress with a mix of demure long sleeves, puffy vintage inspired shoulders, and as short a length as possible. It’s a perfect cotton for wearing or not wearing underwear underneath. And here’s the best part next [...]
What can I get you?
See that cart? I pushed it around for a while, pretending to be a french maid. That’d be fun. This is one of those things I’ve fantasized about but haven’t acted on. Have you ever done that with a girl? What would you ask her to do?
Models
Have you ever spent much time with models? Like, real models, like on a shoot? While getting her makeup done the prettiest Asian is on her phone, her iPad and snacking on seaweed. While waiting I absolve roaming eyes of judging my innocent blonde hair. They don’t know my ass is in on the internet and my [...]
Santa’s helper
I tried to knit a hat for your birthday and ended up in dropped stitches and tears I should stick to things I know how to do like getting dressed undressed taking photos uploading me offloading you
If I could give you 30 hits a day
Why’s there always a 3rd person in here? If she/he’s not we invent em to loose and to prove our love to. But sometimes em gets in the way spending 5,000 dollars a week of your faith towards art which was such a flimsy card to play anyway. And what girl doesn’t envy em’s designer [...]
Ode to Karen Finley
Karen Finley is my hero. Here’s an ode to her of my ass and a chocolate brownie mess. I’ll put the video up someday…
Love Sonnet
Today the canoe is on the roof the sun just dipping below the building to leave me in the shade. Today I went to her website website – I search the world over for girls with good web sites. And I have yet to find the one that I want to be which is my [...]
AAAsss
My juicy American Apparel ass You could almost mistake my ass for a nice design or wallpaper here, right? A piece of art maybe?